Make me do stupid shit. I’m not sure why they make me do stuff in waking life but they do. And I’m powerless not to, even though they kind of fuck my shit up in real life. Oh well. They make me laugh…and make others think I’m crazy.
The Ugly Underwear Reign
…is over. I am doing laundry today. Today’s ugly: pink and purple briefs with sparkly gold stitched stripes.
Hedging My Bets
I put feelers out to various men I know to come over to play.* Now I’m ordering Indian food (garlic nan included!) because I know already how this night will end. At least something will fill me up tonight. On the upside, I’ll have more time to play Arkum Asylum while I housesit. *So we’re clear, the intention was for ONE to come over.
everybody is just a stranger but that’s the danger in going my own way I...– John Mayer, Why Georgia was reminded of how appropriate this song is for where I’m at right now. made me sigh a little when I heard it again last night.
Had a dream...
…that my dog was hooking me up with Nate Berkus. He was being all cute at this cafeteria we were eating at, and he was luring him in for me. Good boy. Then the fire alarm went off and he ran out of the building.
What do I say to taking chances? No.
I do not like putting myself out there or feeling vulnerable.
Dream Lover 2
Had a sexy dream about someone - which was also a hilarious take on the movie Trick (spoiler alert: I ended up punching my mom in the face because she was preventing me from getting it on). Now I’m all googly for this person and I shouldn’t be. Well I mean I could be, but my dream totally sexified and romanticized him. I just had to look him up on facebook and remind myself he’s...